Youre walking through the depths of the placeholder woods. you recountyour adventure so far; the people youve met, the awful crimes youve commited, and most importiantly the reason why your doing this, your sick mother. you know that if you get to the wizard he can tell you if you can help your mother. its a desperate last attempt but youd do anything to try save her. suddenly you are snapped out of you day dreams however when you find the path infront of you splits
do you go...
left(follow the red text)
right(scroll to the purple text)
---------------------------you turn left and find yourself at a rickety old bridge
do you cross it or turn back?
cross it(keep scrolling)
turn back(go back to top)
-------------------------you get to the middle of the bridge when all of a sudden you hear a loud snap under your foot, it seems some of the wooden steps are breaking!
keep crossing it(scroll to the blue text)
jump off the edge(keep following the red text)
--------------------------ok..?
you jump off the edge.
as you plummet your life flashes before your eyes. your family, your friends, as you slam into the shallow river below and are impaled by the sharp jagged rocks you close your eyes...
--------------------------slowly you open your eyes.
some how youve ended up in heaven, better not tell them what you did to that hospital...
infront of you is a pile of blue and white clothes, upon closer inspection it looks like a repeating print of hatsune miku on a tank-top of sorts.
do you...
put them on
walk away
-------------------------turning arround you see a bright light.
its thomas jefferson.
he says "met god, shes black" and sends you back to earth.
you wake up back on the bridge.(continue with the blue text)
----------------------------you walk foreward, luckily the bridge doesnt give way as you make it across to the other side, its probably thanks to your beutiful brown feathers and delicious egg recipies. 🐔 (god, im making a real cock of myself writing this..) you keep walking through the deep placeholder name woods and go down a long winding road...
----------------------------right
you turn right and see former us president joe biden stood infront of you.
you are about to ask him why hes here when you realise hes actually asleep.
do you...
wake him up
leave him alone and keep walking
--------------------------------you gentely tap his arm to wake him up and when you do you hear
"how can you see into my eyes like open doors?" and his eyes flicker open "BRING ME TO LIFE", he screams as he goes back to sleep for a thousand years it seems.
---------------------------you continue walking and finally come to a clearing in thetrees.
here you see a tall tower. finally, after all this walking youve found the wizard!
approaching the tower you begin to feel a growing sense of exitement, knocking on the door you find it instead swings right open, inviting you in.
you call out "hello?" and slowly enter.
you face a dark set of stairs with a cloaked figure turned away from you at the bottom barely visable. this is it, the wizard.
"I CAN GRANT THE SOLVE TO ONE YES OR NO QUESTION"-states the wizard turning to presumably face you, allthough his face is still distorted by the shadows.
wairly you ask the question youve been wanting answered all your journey.
my mother has been complaining her throat feels hoarse for as long as i can remember, will she survive her illness?
the wizard steps into light and takes off the cloak, revaling...
"neigh."