the great e questrian

Youre walking through the depths of the [placeholder] woods. you recount your adventure so far; the people youve met, the awful crimes youve commited, and most importiantly the reason why your doing this, your sick mother. you know that if you get to the wizard he can tell you if you can help your mother. its a desperate last attempt but youd do anything to try save her. suddenly you are snapped out of you day dreams however when you find the path infront of you splits

do you go...

left

you turn left and find yourself at a rickety old bridge

do you cross it or turn back?

❥ cross it(keep scrolling)

❥ turn back(go back to top)

you get to the middle of the bridge when all of a sudden you hear a loud snap under your foot, it seems some of the wooden steps are breaking!

❥ keep crossing it(scroll to the blue text)

❥ jump off the edge(keep following the red text)

ok..?

you jump off the edge.

as you plummet your life flashes before your eyes. your family, your friends, as you slam into the shallow river below and are impaled by the sharp jagged rocks you close your eyes...

slowly you open your eyes.

some how youve ended up in heaven, better not tell them what you did to that hospital...

infront of you is a pile of blue and white clothes, upon closer inspection it looks like a repeating print of hatsune miku on a tank-top of sorts.

do you...(click on the ans wer + continue)

turning arround you see a bright light.

its thomas jefferson.

he says "met god, shes black" and sends you back to earth.

you wake up back on the bridge.(continue with the blue text)

you walk foreward, luckily the bridge doesnt give way as you make it across to the other side, its probably thanks to your beutiful brown feathers and delicious egg recipies. 🐔 (god, im making a real cock of myself writing this..) you keep walking through the deep placeholder name woods and go down a long winding road...

right

you turn right and see former us president joe biden stood infront of you.

you are about to ask him why hes here when you realise hes actually asleep.

do you...

❥ wake him up (read yellow text)

❥ leave him alone and keep walking(continue with purpletext)

you gentely tap his arm to wake him up and when you do you hear

"how can you see into my eyes like open doors?" and his eyes flicker open "BRING ME TO LIFE", he screams as he goes back to sleep for a thousand years it seems.

you continue walking and finally come to a clearing in thetrees.

here you see a tall tower. finally, after all this walking youve found the wizard!

approaching the tower you begin to feel a growing sense of exitement, knocking on the door you find it instead swings right open, inviting you in.

you call out "hello?" and slowly enter.

you face a dark set of stairs with a cloaked figure turned away from you at the bottom barely visable. this is it, the wizard.

"I CAN GRANT THE SOLVE TO ONE YES OR NO QUESTION"-states the wizard turning to presumably face you, allthough his face is still distorted by the shadows.

wairly you ask the question youve been wanting answered all your journey.

"my mother has been complaining her throat feels hoarse for as long as i can remember, will she survive her illness?"

the wizard steps into light, takes off the cloak and says...

"neigh."

───♡────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────CREDITS───♡──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────

writer: me

concept artist: me

origional player: that man that i hate :(

director: me

illustrator: me

inspiration: me

horse: me

better player: you!!

and a special thank you to the supporters to this project; i, me, myself, asher443 aka ash aka saturn aka me.

but now an even more special thank you to you, the player!

without you non of this would be possible so thank you for playing!

and now a special screw you and message to my genuine opp, alfie.P. dear alfie, if i saw you dying on the streets i would laugh at you and then make you watch me as i eat a plentyful meal in my loving home surrounded by people who i have a genuine relationship with and not the people that are only still my friends because they went to primary school with me and now its too awquard to leave so theyll just ghost you after you leave secondary and go wither your soul in the most painstaking minimum wage job that you only got because the charity workers knew if they didnt take you no-one would since you average U's on your gcses since youre clearly not allowed within 20 miles of any school, you are a pathetic excuse of a life and are a compelling ethical argument as to why there is no god and why we should implement euthanasia for those with a poor quality of life since no-one who looks and acts like that has a good quality of life and deserves the relese of death and the death penalty in this country since no one who looks like the personification ofathletes foot has a good quality of life. i mean this in the kindest most genuine way possible but what job does your barber have, or did a bucher cut your hair because it is beyond buchered. so please keep your hands off me or catch these hands. - xoxo your fave person, I